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Amid rumors that he would choose the long July 4 weekend to officially throw his hat into the 2024 GOP presidential ring, former President Donald Trump surprised everyone on Saturday by announcing instead that he would join the Big Ten Conference. “Me against Ohio State, USC and Wisconsin would be epic,” he told right-wing conspiracy broadcaster Alex Jones. “Since games are on Saturdays, I would still have plenty of time to run again for president. We’ll see.”

In another new sweeping 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court on Friday further placed its arch-conservative stamp on American fetal life by mandating that fertilized human zygotes carry concealed firearms. In writing for the majority, Justice Samuel Alito wrote that the mandate was “essential to protect clusters of cells from attack by Planned Parenthood, or from pharmacists dispensing morning after pills.”